Torchwood/Discworld

• Death and the Definitely-Not-A-Maiden by Odsbodkins
  The first time Jack died, he had enough time to look round confusedly, see the figure in black and go 'Wha-' before he was gasping back to life.
• This Is How The Universe Ends by Perryvic & Googlebrat
  EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.