All In A Day's Work

by Judith Proctor and Kathryn A
(to the tune of "A Spoonful of Sugar")

In every job that must be done
There is an element of fun
You join with Skarra -- snap!
The job's a game
And now the task you undertake
Provides some peace for your heartache
For now you see
You're setting people free

        Just a blast from an H-bomb
        Makes the gou'ald go down
        The gou'ald go down
        Gou'ald go down
        Just a blast from an H-bomb
        Makes the gou'ald go down
        In a most delightful way!

When Hathor captured SG-1
She had an element of fun
While playing at a future SGC
But then O'Neill came wide awake
And saw the place was just a fake
Though on his knees
He pushed her in deep-freeze.

        Just a shove from O'Neill
        Makes the gou'ald go down
        The gou'ald go down
        Gou'ald go down
        Just a shove from O'Neill
        Makes the gou'ald go down
        In a most delightful way!

When Seth was feathering his nest
The Tok'ra came with a request
For SG-1 to try and bring him down
Then Seth was very keen
To have Sam join with his hareem
She wasn't nice --
She used a hand device

        Just a blast from Captain Carter
        Makes the gou'ald go down
        The gou'ald go down
        Gou'ald go down
        Just a blast from Captain Carter
        Makes the gou'ald go down
        In a most delightful way!

Now Kronos had a big surprise
And he could not believe his eyes
When Daniel went and calmly lost his head
Then the Shol'va and his twin
said "You know you killed our kin,
so he, and me
fulfil our oath you see."

        Just a blast from a jaffa
        Makes the gou'ald go down
        The gou'ald go down
        Gou'ald go down
        Just a blast from a jaffa
        Makes the gou'ald go down
        In a most delightful way!

(May 17th 2003)