Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster (non-alcoholic)

A non-alcoholic version of the infamous drink.

Category: Drinks SF Theme

Ingredients

  • peppermint cordial
  • ginger beer cordial
  • lemonade (fizzy)
  • ginger powder
  • dry ice

Instructions

In the bottom of a glass, pour equal parts of Qualactin Hypermint Extract, and Juice of Ol' Janx Spirit. Pour in some Santraginean Seawater already admixed with Fallian Marsh Gas. Sprinkle Zamphour. Drop in three cubes Arcturan Mega-Gin, and wait until it has stopped bubbling. Forget about the olive and the Algolian Suntiger Tooth, because I hate olives, and I couldn't find any Suntiger teeth.

To make sense of that, in Terran terms: in the bottom of a glass, pour equal parts Peppermint Cordial and Ginger Beer Cordial. Pour in some lemonade. Sprinkle sparingly with ginger. Drop in three pellets of dry ice, and wait until it has stopped bubbling. This doesn't really deserve the name, its hit is more like having your brains wiped out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a rubber ball, but it is very palatable. The ginger hits you on the way down.